Monday, 8 September 2014

Footy Almanac 2012

In 2012, I had two pieces published in the print edition of John Harms' Footy Almanac. The first dealt with Adam Goodes' record breaking 304th AFL game. The second accounted for the second qualifying final between Sydney and Adelaide. 


Footy Almanac, Malarkey Publications, Fitzroy, 2012: pp 90, 430

For the Record
Hawthorn versus Sydney
1.10pm, Sunday, 29 April
Aurora Stadium
  
Modern girls are taught not to believe in fairytales. But when a band of unkind fathers has denied your club’s leader his right to glory in his own kingdom, and exiled him instead to a hostile southern land to fight for honour and history against heralded men, it’s hard not to foster at least a faint hope that fairytales really can come true.

Micky O was always my Prince Charming so there was a spot of regret that his club games record should be broken. But if there was anyone who could take the mantle unopposed, it was the gallant # 37. I had to work the Sunday of Goodes’ 304th appearance, almost glad not to watch the inestimable unfolding of such a milestone. At 1.42pm, word came through: ‘Hawks annihilating us … xx’ I made the decision not to look at my phone again until home time. Four hours later, walking out into the evening magic hour, two messages sat unattended on my screen: ‘Hope you enjoyed that!!!’; ‘What a fabulous win!’

They were not spoilers, those messages. Clearly something extraordinary had happened. But even if the ending was now assured, a good fairytale never loses its shine in the re-telling. Its extreme generic implausibility ensures that there is always a chance, that this time things just couldn’t turn out the way the course is set. On Sunday night, I tucked up on the couch to listen to the story.

Sydney were undefeated, the Hawks 11th and favourites. The game opened under pressure, the Swans holding the early ball inside their half. But Gibson the one-man-shield, made the targets look shaky: Jetta goaled off a ball that was out; McGlynn was run into the goalpost; Reid was all flailing limbs, like a foal running for the first time. Only O’Keefe was sharp shooting. On the other side, the Hawks looked imposing – spread, skills and Burgoyne all over the park and delivery to a forest of forwards in Hale, Franklin and Roughhead (was there ever a better name for an antagonist?). Our hero had a handful of touches, most of them low impact, and at quarter time 33-14 looked a score you’d take as a Swan.

An early second quarter goal from Kennedy kept the pages turning. But the big Roughhead continued to fill his bag. Until the one-man-shield limped off wounded, and the contest somehow seemed more even. But with a twenty point deficit at half time, I felt jittery and unconvinced. Perhaps I got the wrong story.

I forewent the customary denouement of tensions afforded by the half time break. With a stroke of ‘fast forward’ Bird was passing to the hero himself, Goodes goaling not one minute in. Smith, the unheralded, was subbed on and Goodes goaled again. I could almost hear the sound of hooves approaching. Subsequent majors to Kennedy and Bird took Sydney to the front. The Swans had kicked 5 unanswered goals for a 13 point lead, but still the tale was not told. Cyril the Magnificent snapped and Lewis evened things up, and again I was left gasping at each play, wondering how the numbers were going to add up, doubting an ending that never looked guaranteed. ‘C’mon, c’mon!’ I hurried them.

What are the points on which stories turn? Sydney had forged a bit of system with run, targets and accuracy, the forward pressure was supreme and the absence of Gibson helped. But even on replay, it seemed a turn around of mysterious proportions, not attributable to a particular someone or something. And that’s what fairytales are made of – the presence of magic, an element of impossibility, things we secretly yearn for but often don’t dare to believe in.

As the hours of narrative clutter looked for a close, in stepped Adam Goodes. He pulled down a hanger, turned and inhaled, chin up, chest out, warming that 304 game hamstring before he kicked truly and roared! He and his brothers found their meant-to-be ending with a lead of 37.

This modern girl has been a Swan since the ‘once upon a time’ of Adam Goodes. It is a serendipitous privilege that we ‘arrived’ in the same year and that I have witnessed a compendium of 304 of the most rich and varied tales. Whether or not the games record stays, They will be re-told. And so will the quiet assertion that a fairytale can come true. 

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The Art of the Smother
Adelaide versus Sydney
2.45pm, Saturday, 8 September
AAMI Stadium

I feel little towards the Crows: not the over-the-fence curiosity of  a neighbour; not the vitriolic antipathy of an enemy; not the stand-back respect of a comrade. No, all that I know of the Crows is, that for some reason they have a habit of beating us, that for some reason they traded us arguably the best long left foot kick in our team in Mattner, that there’s a man with the very ominous moniker of Dangerfield and a crew of very tall forwards, one especially coiffed.
I try not to think about this game. Three brutal, close losses to the heavy hitters of the competition has me wondering about shaky form and a potentially spent peak, about that elusive extra gear needed for finals and the breaking point of morale. The full back is suspended, and despite the comfort of a ready made replacement in LRT and the safety net of the double chance, this is the game that worries me.

Right from the first bounce, it is finals footy. Every year I forget what a different breed it is, sporned from pressure alone. And it unfolds in the commentary box too, in the form of sensational stats of the rare and wondrous: Bolton and Goodes in their 21st finals, 9 Crows in their first. Walker coming in with 4 goals a game, Jetta with one for the month.
Four minutes into the Second Qualifying Final the game is already true to type. Johncock smothers a Mumford kick; seconds later, Mummy returns the favour through Sloane. Walker opens the Crows’ account with a miss while Goodes scores with a goal. LRT looks like he’s never left defence, sweeping around back there. The Swans are pinpoint perfect out of the centre clearances and for the first time in a long time, the forward structure looks like someone has finally stitched the squares into functional patchwork. When Goodes drills the second goal of the game, only 10 minutes in, some of the anguish abates.
If there is a stat tailor made for finals footy, it has to be that precious, infrequent defensive act—‘the one percenter’—the knock-on, the spoil, the shepherd, the smother. And for all there is to say about this game, the one percenter proves to be the true star of the show.
The encounter is relentless and Adelaide never looks in it; it is no game of tides. McVeigh is everywhere. Jetta pips Dangerfield on the wing. Mattner is spoiling everything. Goodes is scoring from everywhere. Alex Johnson is playing the game of the year down back. There is such immense force applied to the ball carrier that any break feels like freedom. A different terror emerges in seeing the Swans play with such composure, controlling tempo, space, structure and scoreboard. A sense emerges of  imminent breakdown as commentary warns of the Crows that will come. But at the end of the half, the only evenness in the game is the palindromic score, 7.2 to 2.7.
The break offers no relief for the home crowd. The longer it goes the slimmer my doubts. Pressure, numbers, hands. Smother by Reid on Shaw (theirs); smother by Mattner on Walker; smother by McVeigh on Sloane. A smother on O’Keefe takes it to 8 apiece. Jetta pips Dangerfield on the wing … again. After an almost goalless third, the Crows get one with 90 seconds to go. But the late change Morton replies and tea and tarts are served. Sydney look made to play this way, and it seems right that it should all come to an end with a Jetta smother on McKay.

By the end of the afternoon, Sydney have 15 more one percenters than the Crows and 25 more tackles. The often talk of finals is that defence wins premierships. And the back six or seven looked rock solid. But there is now more joy than ever in the Sydney defence, because it is the foundation to genuine renewed attack. As the Swans work their way to a 29 point win, I’m looking at an injured and sobbing Benny McGlynn. I think, for both of us, the realisation has just hit that this Swans campaign is now a multi car train and could go all the way to the final destination.

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